Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
Why are you laying on the ground?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
What the h*&% made you fall down?
Your ornaments are broken,
I must admit I'm shaken;
But Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
My Christmas vibe's not taken.
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
I'm pretty sure it's Chloe
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
She's such a naughty kitty!
The smashing woke me with a start
The crash I heard 'most stopped my heart
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
I guess I'll take you all apart.
(Excuse me while I go sweep up the broken glass before my 3 year old runs through it.
And then I can set it up again. Maybe.)
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
Again you're standing straight and tall,
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
This time I'm praying you won't fall!
The kitty's locked up in the basement.
You'll never look the same again.
(Sob)
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
I just can't wait for today to end!